-Money in your pocket, beer in your cup, Show poke her in the butt, and you won't knock her up! -Here's to honor: to getting honor, keeping honor, and not getting off her 'til you get off honor. -No matter how beautiful, smart, and full of class to somebody, somewhere, she’s a pain in the ass. -Here's to all my friends and lovers. May all your ups and downs be under the covers! -Here's to heat, not the kind that brings down shacks and shanties, but the kind that brings down bras and panties. -Here's to those we love the best, we love them best when they're undressed. We love them sitting, standing, lying; if they had wings we'd love them flying. And when they're dead, buried, forgotten- we'll dig them up and fuck them rotting! -Here’s to Hell! May my stay there be as much fun as my way there! Follow Alfie on Twitter or Facebook, and email him if interested in writing about Sex and Love. -Here's to the beer we love to drink, and the death we like to cheat. Here's to our wives and sweethearts, let's pray they never meet. -Here’s to whiskey, scotch and rye, amber, smooth, and clear; not as sweet as a woman’s lips, but a damn sight more sincere. -May you die at 90 under the covers, shot in the head by a jealous lover. 1. ”Life is a waste of time. Time is a waste of life. So why not get wasted all the time, and have the time of our life.” 2. “Here’s to women, beer and song, may none of them be flat.” 3. ”Here’s to lying, cheating, stealing, and drinking…If you’re going to lie, lie for a friend. If you’re going to cheat, cheat death. If you’re going to steal, steal a heart. If you’re going to drink, drink with me.” 4. “To our sons. “May they have rich fathers and beautiful mothers.” 5. “There are good ships, and there are wood ships, ships that sail the sea, but the best ships are friendships, and may they always be.” 6. “Here’s to the great artistic genius, Pablo Picasso. His last words were “Drink to me.” Who am I to question genius?” 7. “To our wives and girlfriends… May they never meet.” 8. “Here’s to whiskey, scotch, or rye, amber, smooth, and clear; it’s not as sweet as a woman’s lips, but a damn sight more sincere.” 9. “Lift ’em high and drain ’em dry, to the guy who says, “My turn to buy.” 10. ”Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.” 11. “Here’s to the girls of the American shore, I love but one, I love no more; Since she’s not here to drink her part, I’ll drink her drink with all my heart.” 12. “God, in his goodness, sent the grapes, to cheer both great and small; little fools will drink too much, and great fools none at all.” 13. “There’s many a toast I’d like to say, If I could only think it, so fill your glass to anything, and, thank the Lord, I’ll drink it.” 14. ”We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don’t. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don’t!” 15. “Here’s to a long life and a happy one, a quick death and an easy one, a good man and an honest one, a cold pint… and another one.” 16. “Here’s to honor… hitting honor, getting honor, staying honor… and if you can’t cum in her… cum honor.” 17. “Here is to staying positive and testing negative.” 18. “Gentlemen! To a good selection, no rejection, a strong erection, a clean injection, and no infection!” 19. “To nipples… without them, titties wouldn’t have a point!” 20. “To absent friends.” 21. ”Friends may come and friends may go, but liquor comes to soothe the blow.” 22. “Here’s to those who seen us at our best and seen us at our worst and cannot tell the difference.” 23. ”Out with the old. In with the new. Cheers to the future. And All that we do” 24. “To nights we will never remember, with the friends we will never forget.” 25. “May we be in heaven half an hour before the Devil knows we’re dead.” 26. “Here’s to those who wish us well. And those that don’t can go to hell.” 27. “Here’s to a night on the town, new faces all around, taking the time to finally unwind, tonight it’s about to go down!” 28. “To the ones that love us most, and the others who just hate, may we always know the difference when they’re standing in our face.” 29. “Life may throw us punches, and knock us on our ass, real friends are there to ease the pain and somehow make you laugh.” 30. “To Imgur! Full of truth and full of fiction, please raise your glasses to our unbreakable addiction.” SOURCE It is important, in whatever country or company you may be in, to toast appropriately. Study these and learn them, for they will serve you well one day as you down that chang in the Sherpa tent or hang with the locals at a Scottish pub. If you can offer a drink and toast a person in his/her own language, you've made a friend! If you can sing the local songs after tossing a few, you'll doubtless be buddies for life. Standard Toasts in Various Languages
Toasting Etiquette
Clean but Amusing Toasts
Downright Nasty Ones in Any Language
Toastmasters InternationalToastmasters is an international social club dedicated to making toasts and helping people improve their public speaking skills. There are local chapters in Sacramento, Vacaville, and even Davis! Anyone know if it is still active? What do you say when you toast someone?Simply lift your glass and say, “Hear, hear”, or “Cheers.” *Do keep your toast short. *Do toast the host in return if you are the guest of honor and are being toasted.
What's the toast if you can't come in her come on her?Here's to courage, here's to honour. If you can't come in her, come on her! Cheers. Here's to getting honor, here's to staying honor, and if you can't cum in her cum honor.
What is an Irish drinking toast?Irish toasts are short messages of kinship, good luck, honor, and good cheer to share with friends and family at a pub or family home. If you're ever about to drink a Guinness or sip a Jameson with a friend, you should be ready with an Irish toast.
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