Here's one I hear often that I like: Here's to Honor Get on her Stay on her If you can't c** in her C** On her
Anyone know the rest of the following toast. Saw it in a movie once but for the life of me I can't remember either the movie or the rest of the toast.
"From my top to your bottom. From my bottom to your top. From my middle to your middle.???"
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"From my top to your bottom, from my bottom to your top...from my middle to your middle...be good John and you might just get a little!"
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My friend said "Ladies and Gentlemen....to kinky sex!" at another friend's wedding. No-one was expecting that, I can tell you. -- View image here: http://episteme.arstechnica.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif --
And of course there's always the classic:
"To wives and girlfriends...may they never meet!"
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"Here's to absent friends. And the ones who are here now."
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quote:Originally posted by 51t: Here's one I hear often that I like: Here's to Honor Get on her Stay on her If you can't c** in her C** On her
Anyone know the rest of the following toast. Saw it in a movie once but for the life of me I can't remember either the movie or the rest of the toast.
"From my top to your bottom. From my bottom to your top. From my middle to your middle.???"
NONONO!
That's not the whole thing!
To Honor:
I offered my honor She honored my offer All night long I was Honor and Off her Here's to Hittin' Honor Gettin' Honor Stayin' Honor If you can't cum in her Cum honor
"Friendly Neighborhood Canadiaman" Ars Legatus Legionis
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"Here's to those that wish us well, and all the rest can burn in hell!"
"Cheers, beers and great big tits!"
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My friends and I often toast to the fall of Western Civilization. It's kind of a running joke.
I'm also a fan of the old Irish saying (now since used in a thousand movies), which although I don't know if it was ever intended as a toast certainly makes a great one.
"May those who love us, love us. Those that hate us - may God turn their hearts. And if He can't turn their hearts, may He turn their ankles so we'll know them by their limping."
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Here's to the women we love, Here's to the women that love us, If the women we love don't love us, Fuck the women, here's to us.
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This is long, and is basically a bunch of other toasts strung together:
quote:This is a toast to rape, riot, and revolution May prostitution flourish, may virginity cease May son of a bitch become a household word Bees do it and die, birds do it and fly Dogs do it and stick to it, so why can't you and I? Friends may come, friends may go, Friends may peter out you know But we'll be friends through
thick and thin so peter out or peter in When the frost is on the pumpkin, that's the time for dickey-dunkin But when the weather's hot and sticky, that's the time for dunkin' dickey May bloody piles possess you, may corns adorn your feet May crabs the size of lobsters sit on your balls and eat And when you're old and gray and in a syphilitic wreck May you fall right through your asshole and break your fuckin' neck Cheers!
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