What is the saying about old wine?

Q: What is the saying about aging wine?

To say someone ages like fine wine” is to say they get better over time.

Who doesn’t have some funny wine quotes to help create some laughter, to inspire or to help market your brand on places like Instagram. Below is a collection of my favourite funny and famous wine quotes that you can customise as stickers to use around your house, in your marketing, or as Instagram captions.

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Grab a glass and enjoy these delicious wine quotes:

“I googled my symptoms… It turns out I need a bottle or three of wine.”
Casey Bryan – travellingcorkscrew.com.au

“Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.”
Paulo Coelho

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
W.C. Fields

“Beer is made by men, wine by God.”
Martin Luther

“Wine makes daily living easier, less hurried, with fewer tensions and more tolerance.”
Benjamin Franklin

“In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.”
Napoleon Bonaparte

“Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”
Anonymous

“Life is too short to drink bad wine.”
Anonymous

“Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”

Over the last 300 years people have pontificated about wine. From famous artists and politicians to anonymous writings that capture the meaning of wine, here are some of the top funny wine quotes from as early as 1200 to current day. Salut!
Funny Wine Quotes
“In victory, you deserve Champagne. In defeat you need it.”

― Napoleon Bonaparte
“Beer is made by men, wine by God.”
― Martin Luther, circa 1500s
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“Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”
― Anonymous
“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
― W.C. Fields, circa 1930’s

“It takes a lot of good beer to make great wine”
― Brian O’Donnell, Winemaker of Belle Pente, 2013
“Champagne is appropriate for breakfast, lunch, or dinner.”
― Madeline Puckette, 2010
“Either give me more wine or leave me alone.”
― Rumi, circa 1200’s
“The discovery of a wine is of greater moment than the discovery of a constellation. The universe is too full of stars.”
― Benjamin Franklin, circa 1700s
“What wine goes with Captain Crunch?”
― George Carlin
“Life is too short to drink bad wine.”
― Anonymous

“She gets to keep the chalet and the Rolls, I want the Montrachet.”
― Forbes Magazine, May 6, 1996
“My only regret in life is that I didn’t drink enough Champagne.”
― Robert Noecker
“Give me wine to wash me clean of the weather-stains of cares.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson
“I can certainly see that you know your wine. Most of the guests who stay here wouldn’t know the difference between Bordeaux and Claret.”
― Basil Fawlty, “Fawlty Towers”
“Nothing makes the future look so rosy as to contemplate it through a glass of Chambertin.”
― Napoleon Bonaparte
“Age is just a number. It’s totally irrelevant unless, of course, you happen to be a bottle of wine.”

― Joan Collins
“Accept what life offers you and try to drink from every cup. All wines should be tasted; some should only be sipped, but with others, drink the whole bottle.”
― Paulo Coelho
“Men are like wine – some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.”
― Pope John XXIII
“Penicillin cures, but wine makes people happy.”
― Alexander Fleming
“A gourmet meal without a glass of wine just seems tragic to me somehow.”
― Kathy Mattea
“We all need something to help us unwind at the end of the day. You might have a glass of wine, or a joint, or a big delicious blob of heroin to silence your silly brainbox of its witterings but there has to be some form of punctuation, or life just seems utterly relentless.”
― Russell Brand, My Booky Wook
“Wine is the most healthful and most hygienic of beverages.”
― Louis Pasteur
“One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk.”

What is the saying about aging wine?

To say someone “ages like fine wine” is to say they get better over time.

What are some wine sayings?

15 popular sayings inspired by wine.

Life is too short to drink bad wine..

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy wine, and that's kind of the same thing..

Wine a little, laugh a lot..

Love the wine you're with..

The best wines are the ones we drink with friends..

What is the saying about old age?

“Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.” – Theodore Roosevelt. “Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.” – Mark Twain. “Nobody grows old merely by living a number of years.

What does the saying age like fine wine mean?

(simile) Of a person, to age well; to look or become better as they become older.