Pi rates of the caribbean joke

Pirates of the Caribbean joke

A pie in Jamaica is usually 3 dollars. While a pie in the Bahamas is usually 4 dollars.

I know because I have always been a fan of the pie rates of the Caribbean.

In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75…

…a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.

In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.

In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but ...

A slice of pie in Jamaica is $2.75 and a slice of pie in the Bahamas is $3.50

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

In Jamaica pies cost $4.76, in the Cuba pies cost $3.89, and in Haiti pies cost $3.23.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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A slice of coconut cream pie is $2.50 in Barbados. It is $2.75 in Trinidad & Tobago. $3.25 on St. Thomas

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

An apple pie costs $7,95 in Jamaica,

In Cuba you will have to pay $9,90,

Whereas in Barbados you will only spend $4,50

These are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean.

Did you know that Cherry Pie is $15 in Barbados but only $10 in Antigua?

Arrr. Those be the Pie rates of the Caribbean today.

Apple pie in Jamaica $2.55

Cherry pie in Antigua $4.57

Key Lime Pie in Dominican Republic $3.87

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

I’ve always wondered about the price of pies around the world

In the Bahamas they’re $9 a pie.
In Jamaica they’re $8 a pie.
In Cuba they’re $7 a pie.

And those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Captain

Met an old sailor once in a bar. Sat and talked for a while and asked him if he heard of Jack Sparrow. Suddenly he started telling me about how in Jamaica, beef pies cost $1.50. Goat pies cost around $2 and apple pies are about $2.50.

In Trinidad the prices are roughly the same. Cheese and o...

Have you heard about how much meat pastries cost in Antigua, Barbados, Colombia, Dominican Republic, Haiti, Honduras, Jamaica, Aruba, Trinidad and Tobago, The Bahamas, Turks and Caicos Islands?

You should have done, they are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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If I watched pirates of the Caribbean without paying for it, that would make me…

A criminal.

Pirates of the Caribbean joke

A pie in Jamaica is usually 3 dollars. While a pie in the Bahamas is usually 4 dollars.

I know because I have always been a fan of the pie rates of the Caribbean.

Why couldn’t Hellen Keller see Pirates of the Caribbean in theatres?

Because she’s dead

The next Pirates of the Caribbean movie is going to have more violence and nudity

It's going to be rated "Arrr..."

What's a baby boomers favorite Pirates of the Caribbean quote?

Take what you can, give nothing back!

What did the sailor say about Pirates of the Caribbean

It's see-worthy

I just read a Pirates of the Caribbean story where Jack Sparrow had missile launchers on his ship.

It was non-cannon

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What does Blackbeard eat with his chips?

Swordfish!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

What did the ocean say to Jack Sparrow?

Nothing, it just waved!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

The next Pirates of the Caribbean movie has loads of fighting in it...

It's rated ARRRR!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

What's Jack Sparrow's favourite fish dish?

Pieces of skate!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

What happened when Bluebeard fell in the Red Sea?

He was Marooned!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

If I download a movie whilst on holiday in the Cayman Islands

Am I a Pirate of the Carribbean?

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

In Jamaica, pies are £1. In Barbados - £2. In Haiti - £1.50

These are the pie-rates of the Carribbean!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

I just read a Pirates of the Caribbean story where Jack Sparrow had missile launchers on his ship

It was non-cannon!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

Did you hear Barbarossa has fallen on hard times?

He can only afford a skeleton crew!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

What vegetable does captain Jack Sparrow fear the most?

The leek!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

What are pirates favourite letters?

The ones they get in bottles!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

What's a pirate's favourite planet?

MAAARRRRRS!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

What's a pirate's favourite letter?

RRRRRR!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

Why are mathematicians like pirates?

They're always looking for the X!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

Why do pirates avoid mountain roads?

'Scurvy!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

What has 6 legs, 6 eyes and 6 hands?

6 pirates!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

What did the pirate say when he turned 80?

Aye matey!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

Why was the Pirate sad when his parrot left him?

It gave him the cold shoulder!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

Why is the pirate alphabet longer than the normal alphabet?

Because of the seven seas!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

What’s Jack Sparrow's favourite vegetable?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrtichokes!

Pi rates of the caribbean joke

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