Take 5 There is a toy making the rounds on social media the last few days. It’s a pretty interesting toy – you can swallow it, and then poop it out later. Well, never mind the spelling, “Swalow” on the right, but this is from a company called “Obvious
Plant.” Obvious Plant is actually a Reddit user that makes “fake products and leaves them in the real world.” We can confirm, this is not a real toy. Hopefully a kid doesn’t actually swallow this, but the fake product and leaving them in the real world is a pretty hilarious idea.
Obvious Plant
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The amazing product that you swalow and then poop out!
Disclaimer: This is a GAG gift (literally). Do not actually swallow the baby. By purchasing this you acknowledge that swallowing a sharp plastic object is stupid and waive all rights to legal action in the event of injury or death.
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Hmmm, maybe I should name the baby Kent? I don’t know where I got the idea but I think that’s the perfect name for him
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I swear someone would actually swallow it then die from their intestines exploding from getting clogged
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As somebody named Kent I am extremely uncomfortable
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So that’s where babies come from and naked leapfrog has nothing to do with it.
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How do you pronounce Kent? It seems so refined!
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Oh boy I hope I get a Kent
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kinda like that bit in borat 2
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This is how my home state of Texas explains how babies are made.
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"Kent?"
"It's pronounced: Kent."
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Eh I'd still rather eat a magic grow dinosour capsule
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Scraping it’s plastic arms down your intestines as if by an act of defiance.
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Warning, you maight die in childbirth
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Just the idea of a T-posing plastic baby scraping its arms down my intestines makes me uncomfortable
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I’m guessing OP has a child or niece/nephew that gives them inspiration.
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